Home Furnishings....

Oh the fun you can have with lamp shades

Funny Taste.....

Now I know what it is.

Damn those vegetables are as fresh as a.....

Dig a hole over there......

Oh and chuck any world war 2 bullets you find in a pile!

Hardness Titrant.....

It looks like my plumber's merchant is now selling "specialist" products!

My cock.....

Is black and big, 12 inches high.

There is a bright red bit on top.

It keeps the ladies happy and in order.

I call him Hoff.

Day on the beach.....

Kids burying my mate in sand =



A great excuse to photograph a topless lady!!

Coke Zero....

Was my favourite soft beverege.

For some strange reason I am now drawn towards Sunny D.

Pass the petrol.....

So I got a reason to call the fire service!

It's that time of the year again.....

I can't help but feel that this year's lady is a little "rougher" than the last one.

Angle grinder.....

Can't work out why they put the far bit in red

Can anyone help.....

I just can't work out the make and model!!

My company vehicle.....

How manly does it need to be?

Europe Trip 2004.....

I have been going through the pictures of the Europe trip that I went on with my good friend, Barry Hercules and found these beauties:




Somewhere for Brame to go in a fast food emergency ;-)



God damn, we just didn't have the time to participate in this market research

Coke & Mentos.....

Me, Rob, Emma and Emily had to have a go in the summer and it worked pretty well!

Booop, Booop, it's the sound of the Police.....

I think I'll try and convince Charlie to become a rozzer after seeing their latest company car!

Christmas Market.....

Lots of things to buy, puppies, wine,

BIG F**KING WORLD WAR II MACHINE GUNS!!!!!!!



Also saw this little beauty:

"Lady owner, only one minor dent that has been professionally mended with no expense spared"

French / English meanings.....

It still makes me laugh

New drive.....

And look what the work men left for me to play with! :-D

Owl poo.....

I always thought that they just coughed up a pellet of bones and stuff, that was until I parked my car under the Barn Owl's favourite night time perch.

Popcorn.....

I've been teaching Charlie how to make it as only men can.

Anna says.....

I have had too much time on my hands today, don't know what she means ;-)

Moto Cross? Girls sport.....

Over here we do it Farmer-Style!

Ze Germans are coming.....

And DAMN they travel in style!!!!!!!!!!

Mr Brown.....

And his old Mini, ah, those were the days ;-)

Another Lego Creation.....

Way too fast, way too furious.....

I thought I would just make all of you jealous and feel inferior by show-casing some of France's finest on the modding scene.

First up this little beauty I like to call "The Diamond". Yes, they are ACUTAL 13 inch rims and yes, they are GENUINE fury dice!



Next up we have "Fool's Gold". I know what you're thinking, "is that a SOLID GOLD Renault badge on the bonnet?" I was fooled at first but on closer inspection it turned out to be a bespoke "a-la-Halfords" piece.



Fianlly we have "Mad Max". I can only guess to the power contained under the standard-apart-from-the-spoiler body. The craftsman has decided to add a "surface-rust-esque" finish to the wing by not painting the sheet steel, genius!

Gardening.....

Sorry Mr Grass Snake :-(

Choices.....

I needed a new tie the other day for one of our posh "soirees" that we are always attending

You can imagine my dilema when faced with the "quality" selection France provides

Firing a CD is gay.......

So I built something much better from Technic Lego

Another Sunday, another car boot sale.....

Old TV....

Bits of rusty metal....

Hideous neon clothes....

World War 2 Flare Gun....



I didn't buy it because:

1) He had no flares and,
2) It was fucking expensive (€250)

French MOTs.....

Someone said they were hard to get....

Bollocks.

Sunday.....

Nice day for a car boot sale!

We picked one that was supposed to be fairly big, it turned out to be the biggest of the year. 5km one way and 5km back with over 1,300 stalls!!

This was a temptation for me but Anna put her foot down (can't see how I'd have got it home though)



In retaliation I oput my foot down when it came to this little gem ;-)

Re: CD firing lego machine....

I was sent a video of a machine made from lego that fires CDs in responce to my wallnut firing trebuche (see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7eClRi-8I&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b )

CDs seem a little.... gay, so in reply I am creating a lego crossbow.

So far it has self-destructed each time I have fired it (obviously too manly). I will post updates (and a new video) in the near future.

Keeping regular......

Gaylord Prune Juice, there's no better product to keep the bowels loose!

Buy one get one free.....

Forgot about this one. If anyone wants me to marry them I'll do it on a buy one get one free basis, can't say fairer than that!

Bored.....

What do you get when you mix a rainy French day (not that we get many ;-) with a box of lego and some wallnuts?

French roads.....

They really know how to make them ;-)

What the f@ck is it?

Ok, so we went for a "soiree" the other weekend. Anna had it on good understanding that it was a quiet little number, just us and 3-4 other families and that the food was couscous with jambon en cidre (ham with cider for those who failed GCSE French - me included). It turned out to be the village annual dance with 300+ people and a meal of fuck-knows-what!

Mmmmm, the juiciest oranges in France!

Couldn't help but buy a box of these and they were really nice :-)

A show to go to and a place to eat....

Well, what can I say. France has the best family based shows to go and see....




And appropriate restaurants to eat at after!!